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5. Poker Face - Lady Gaga
4. Raining Blood- Slayer
3. The theme song from Iron Chef
2. Candle In The Wind - Elton John
1. Nuttin But A G Thang- Dr. Dre.
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| You mean besides not having an internet connection for the better part of two months?
What bothers me is as follows-
When my beer supply runs low.
When I'm out of Newports.
When my wife nags me.
When football isn't on.
When people speak spanish, specifically when those people are taking my order at McDonalds.
When the Chiefs lose.
When someone tells me to "have a nice day" as if they are commanding me to do so.
Oh yeah, this is a two part question, eh? How do I cope? I'm not real sure. I'm not good at coping. I've always felt as though something inside me was empty, that I was missing something. Enlightenment, if you will. But an interesting thing happened the other day.
I was watching Dr. Phil, for some very strange reason, and the answer I had been looking for was there.
Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before
leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Stoli, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
cheesecake, two pints of ice cream, some saltines and a box of
chocolates.
And you have no idea how fucking good I feel.
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| Why does someone need help commiting suicide? It's pretty easy from what I hear to off yourself, so why would you need help to do it? I mean, in theory all you would need is one of the following items- A gun, a rope, a bottle of pills, a razor, a bridge (or other tall structure), the list goes on and on. But really, do you need someone there? Honestly, if you're going to kill yourself, you probably don't want anyone there, because they might try to talk you out of it. And you can't have that, because you've already decided to do it. And if you happen to be some special sort of fuck-up, who can't even kill themselves without assistance, then someone should murder you, because you are an idiot, and deserve to be murdered.
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| I'm back on Xanga!!! Yeay! So, I've been away for quite some time, and what better way to reinvigorate my subscriber(s) than to answer one of Xanga's ignorant questions!!! (ed. note- good luck getting featured when you tea-bag the site every chance you get.) Let me tell you what I find overrated- blogger's opinions. Now, obviously I'm throwing myself under the bus here, being both a vlogger and a blogger, and also a World Champion at Frogger. It seems as though the only way a movie, a new TV show, a sports team, or anything else for that matter can be good anymore is if "the bloggers are raving about it." Now, these aren't words I created out of thin fucking air, that's a quote, from a site so prestigious I'd probably get sued for my food stamps if I mentioned them. Now, outside of Perez, well, fuck that, including Perez, we are all just regular people with regular opinions, and occasionally some of us get the idea that people should care what we think, and we get real pissed when someone has the gall to disagree with us. Web 2.0 was a great thing, in the sense it gave a lot of us smarty type folks a voice that could be heard across the world, but let's not forget, stupid people own computers too. People get all uptight and on the rag if someone types a negative comment on their blog about the new season of Grey's Anatomy. I guess what I'm trying to say is, type your words, and fuck everything else.
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